Wednesday, January 9, 2008

If You Don’t Spend, I Won’t Bend

Tongue out“Honey,” John urged
“I’ve always done right by you,
But now I’m unemployed
Will you still be true?”
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”

Well, John’s not alone
Every woman’s a clone
They want to be equal
But they still squeal:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”

It’s one big free ride
Men pay for their hide
No wonder they live longer
It’s easy to be stronger:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”

Love is a business course
It’s money and marriage
Not Love and marriage
The carriage is before the horse:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”

Sure, you need money to throw the dice
But should a kiss have a price?
Love should have the greatest value
But their cold eyes just stare at you:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Late Great Queen Honey Bee Soldier Rebellion

One Too Many Times

I came to you in innocence
And you thrashed my sensibility
You deprived me of a family
One too many times.

I soared above the clouds of hate
Only to be shot down by your phony fate
I faced your cruel tyranny
One too many times.

As God saved my soul,
You kept calling me an asshole
I had to stop your sadism
One too many times.

And now I have no choice
But to keep destroying you
For you have gone to war
One too many times.

Like Lady Macbeth,
There’s too much blood on your hands
You have killed the Dove
One too many times.

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