If You Don’t Spend, I Won’t Bend
“Honey,” John urged“I’ve always done right by you,
But now I’m unemployed
Will you still be true?”
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”
Well, John’s not alone
Every woman’s a clone
They want to be equal
But they still squeal:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”
It’s one big free ride
Men pay for their hide
No wonder they live longer
It’s easy to be stronger:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”
Love is a business course
It’s money and marriage
Not Love and marriage
The carriage is before the horse:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”
Sure, you need money to throw the dice
But should a kiss have a price?
Love should have the greatest value
But their cold eyes just stare at you:
“If you don’t spend, I won’t bend.”
